Top 10 Programming T-Shirts That Don't Make Sense

mind.location = unknown
http://www.zazzle.com/javascript_mind_tshirt-235892961444457742
I wonder what the value of the variable unknown is?

import_soul
http://www.zazzle.com/import_soul_tshirt-235715645595867505

What is import_soul?  It's written as a keyword.  If it were a function it should be import_soul(), however the keywords for this shirt include "python" which makes me thinking they meant import soul.

Function Check_Drunk()

http://www.zazzle.com/function_check_drunk_tshirt-235954739548677347

Where do I begin with this one... drink is treated as a global variable but never declared globally.  Then there's the awesome conditional if "bra = true" which will always return true because a single = is assignment not evaluation.  Lastly, none of the functions are ever called, they're just declarations of.

Programmers Cool Club

http://www.zazzle.com/cool_programmers_club_tshirt-235068746346060145

No comment needed.

.ninja { color: black; }

http://www.zazzle.com/css_ninja_style_class_tshirt-235091799113607617

This one's amusing and almost worth getting, but the behavior of visibility: hidden; is such that it keeps screen space allocated for the element and simply does not render it.  I personally believe a true ninja would { display: none; }.

Geek Power

http://www.zazzle.com/geek_power_tshirt-235232870665206831

No geek would ever intentionally rip the cord to their keyboard like that

Computers are Only Human

http://www.zazzle.com/computers_are_only_human_tshirt-235670270460766159

Apparently I didn't get that memo.

SELECT TOP 25

http://www.zazzle.com/the_best_sql_query_ever_tshirt-235031072069340726

Aside from using the vendor-specific "TOP 25" (MS SQL), the comment at the bottom brings to light the poor execution of this SQL:  It should be sorted DESCENDING

Do You Speak Code

http://www.zazzle.com/do_you_speak_code_tshirt-235290525576102199

There's No Crying in Programming

http://www.zazzle.com/no_crying_in_programming_card-137314447034339159